February 25, 2017
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Oakley
NBA Satire
New York Knicks great Charles Oakley made franchise history this week when he became the first Knicks fan to be FORCED to leave a game early. ...
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HOUSTON, TX - FEBRUARY 05:  President George H.W. Bush looks on during the coin toss prior to Super Bowl 51 between the Atlanta Falcons and the New England Patriots at NRG Stadium on February 5, 2017 in Houston, Texas.  (Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)
NFL Satire
Reports have been confirmed that President George H.W. Bush is still being wheeled out for the Super Bowl LI ceremonial coin toss. ...
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MLB Satire
Cubs Plan To Honor Fans Who Suffered Through The Past 3 Weeks With A Bandwagon Full of Them In Their Parade CHICAGO — The Chicago Cubs’ World Series parade takes ...
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CORAL GABLES, FL - FEBRUARY 26:  Hillary Rodham Clinton, Former Secretary of State speaks during an event at the University of Miami’s BankUnited Center on February 26, 2014 in Coral Gables, Florida. Clinton is reported to be mulling a second presidential run. on February 26, 2014 in Miami, Florida.  (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
MLB NBA Satire
The most damaging leak comes only days before the election. WASHINGTON D.C. — New information from WikiLeaks reveals Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton once blew a 3-1 lead, ...
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NFL Satire
Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre accidentally sent out a picture of something other than his junk, and is deeply sorry for the mistake. ...
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Player To Be Named Later 2
MLB Satire
Every year, around this time, players are traded from MLB team to MLB team. However, some of them are tired of moving EVERY year. ...
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tulane-helmet
College Football Satire
The Tulane Green Wave have unveiled new uniforms that include the school's throwback logo. A logo that looks very familiar to 8 other things. ...
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Tom Brady Benched
NFL Satire
Tom Brady Destroys Deflategate Like It Was A Cell Phone FOXBOROUGH, MASS — Tom Brady announced on his Facebook page like some sort of out-of-touch aunt that he will not ...
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Von Miller DWTS
NFL Satire
DENVER — Von Miller and the Denver Broncos have comes to terms on a new $70 million contract to ensure Miller never goes on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars ...
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Crying Michael Jordan
NBA Satire
The World Wide Webz has done it again! If you’ve been on the Internet at all over the past year or two, you’ve OBVI seen people take the Crying ...
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College Football Satire
Kentucky unveiled a brand new logo. We share a few thoughts about it. ...
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College Football Satire
"National Signing Day was like two days ago," Dylan Baxter said. "I've already signed with Arizona State. Yet, Harbaugh STILL hasn't left. It's really creepy." ...
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