May 23, 2017
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We've compiled a list of LaVar Ball quotes that prove, once and for all, that the man is an absolute monster. ...
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NBA Satire
The Shaquille O'Neal statue was erected outside of Staples Center this morning and reports from the area claim it is already feuding with Kobe Bryant. ...
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NBA Satire
New York Knicks great Charles Oakley made franchise history this week when he became the first Knicks fan to be FORCED to leave a game early. ...
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NFL Satire
Reports have been confirmed that President George H.W. Bush is still being wheeled out for the Super Bowl LI ceremonial coin toss. ...
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MLB Satire
Cubs Plan To Honor Fans Who Suffered Through The Past 3 Weeks With A Bandwagon Full of Them In Their Parade CHICAGO — The Chicago Cubs’ World Series parade takes ...
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MLB NBA Satire
The most damaging leak comes only days before the election. WASHINGTON D.C. — New information from WikiLeaks reveals Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton once blew a 3-1 lead, ...
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NFL Satire
Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre accidentally sent out a picture of something other than his junk, and is deeply sorry for the mistake. ...
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MLB Satire
Every year, around this time, players are traded from MLB team to MLB team. However, some of them are tired of moving EVERY year. ...
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College Football Satire
The Tulane Green Wave have unveiled new uniforms that include the school's throwback logo. A logo that looks very familiar to 8 other things. ...
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NFL Satire
Tom Brady Destroys Deflategate Like It Was A Cell Phone FOXBOROUGH, MASS — Tom Brady announced on his Facebook page like some sort of out-of-touch aunt that he will not ...
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NFL Satire
DENVER — Von Miller and the Denver Broncos have comes to terms on a new $70 million contract to ensure Miller never goes on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars ...
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NBA Satire
The World Wide Webz has done it again! If you’ve been on the Internet at all over the past year or two, you’ve OBVI seen people take the Crying ...
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