August 22, 2017
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MLB Satire

With a new lead announcer for this year's MLB Home Run Derby, we give lines that might be helpful to use during the broadcast, like: "Going, going, gone!" ...
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College Basketball NBA Satire

We've compiled a list of LaVar Ball quotes that prove, once and for all, that the man is an absolute monster. ...
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NBA Satire

The Shaquille O'Neal statue was erected outside of Staples Center this morning and reports from the area claim it is already feuding with Kobe Bryant. ...
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NBA Satire

New York Knicks great Charles Oakley made franchise history this week when he became the first Knicks fan to be FORCED to leave a game early. ...
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NFL Satire

Reports have been confirmed that President George H.W. Bush is still being wheeled out for the Super Bowl LI ceremonial coin toss. ...
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MLB Satire

Cubs Plan To Honor Fans Who Suffered Through The Past 3 Weeks With A Bandwagon Full of Them In Their Parade CHICAGO — The Chicago Cubs’ World Series parade takes place this morning and team officials confirm it will feature ...
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MLB NBA Satire

The most damaging leak comes only days before the election. WASHINGTON D.C. — New information from WikiLeaks reveals Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton once blew a 3-1 lead, adding her to the ranks of the Golden State Warriors ...
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NFL Satire

Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre accidentally sent out a picture of something other than his junk, and is deeply sorry for the mistake. ...
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MLB Satire

Every year, around this time, players are traded from MLB team to MLB team. However, some of them are tired of moving EVERY year. ...
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College Football Satire

The Tulane Green Wave have unveiled new uniforms that include the school's throwback logo. A logo that looks very familiar to 8 other things. ...
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NFL Satire

Tom Brady Destroys Deflategate Like It Was A Cell Phone FOXBOROUGH, MASS — Tom Brady announced on his Facebook page like some sort of out-of-touch aunt that he will not appeal the NFL’s appeal of his appeal of the NFL’s ...
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NFL Satire

DENVER — Von Miller and the Denver Broncos have comes to terms on a new $70 million contract to ensure Miller never goes on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars ever again. “We’re thrilled to have finally reached an agreement ...
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