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* – Read: “creative ways to cash in on this horrendous and heartbreaking injury”

We’ve seen this from the supportive* shirts made earlier this week.

* – Read: “really expensive”

But clearly this is just a shirt made for anyone who could wear the number 5. Not necessarily, Kevin Ware. Sure, they may be using his likeness, but that shirt could be for anyone. Well, the NCAA hasn’t stopped there, and they’ve decided to cash in with a new board game.

It’s Fibula Fun For The Whole Family!

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Beginner Difficulty:

Expert Difficulty:

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This was from 1978 during an intense match of Atari Football.  There was not a formal winner because the game was cut short when their mother turned the TV off until both their rooms were “spotless”.

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Ryan decided to get some extra nipples tattooed all down his frontside.  If you notice, this looks very “cat-like”.  One might say it is quite similar to a Jaguar.  Sources tell us that this may be an early indication of Rex Ryan’s decision to follow Tebow to Jacksonville and accept an offer to coach the Jaguars next season.

You heard it here first.

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Around 25,000 fans wore black to the Nov. 18^th blowout loss against the Cincinnati Bengals in order to send a message to the front office that changes must be made.  The following are believed to be the inspiration for these communication tactics:

And this isn’t even the worst of it.

A recently deceased Kansas City Chief’s fan has cited the team’s struggles as a cause of death.  The fan, Loren G. Lickteig, who also suffered from Multiple Sclerosis, had the following obituary run in the Kansas City Star (source):

Loren G. ‘Sam’ Lickteig passed away on Nov. 14, 2012 of complications from MS and heartbreaking disappointment caused by the Kansas City Chiefs football team.

This is a real news story.  This is an actual thing that happened in real life.  So anytime you’re upset with your sports team, just be thankful that you didn’t die from your sadness like this guy.

It is uncertain if the message has been received by the Chief’s front office, but this guy’s actions can be seen as a Randy Quaid in Independence Day attempt to use his own death as a missile directly into the mothership. He was trying to start a revolution.

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Favre’s Phone Photo Fiasco

October 7, 2010

Minnesota Vikings’ Quarterback Brett Favre has gotten into some trouble with his cell phone. It was reported that during his time with the New York Jets, Favre had sexted a female fan a picture of his duck.

Favre famously spends his off-seasons at his farm in his hometown of Hattiesburg, Mississippi. And on that farm he has a horse. And on that farm he has a pig. And on that farm he has a duck. While he loves everything about his farm, he loves his duck very much and usually refers to it as his “little friend” in conversation.

Sexting (short for “sending a text”) is not something that should be done carelessly. You could be costing yourself or your parents a lot of money without even knowing it, depending on your particular cell phone plan. This applies to both the sender and the receiver. This is especially the case with picture messages, which are larger files and therefore require sending more data from phone-to-phone. You should always ask permission from your parents before sending a text or, also known as, “sexting.”

Favre is known for being very kind to his fans. This particular fan was Jenn Sterger, who had joined the New York Jets as an in-house sideline reporter. She does not have any particular problem with ducks, she just never really asked to see his duck and found it a bit odd for him to do so unannounced.

Cell phones are a privilege, not a right. It is important to be considerate of others when using your phone.

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Big Ben’s Bathroom Blunder

 March 5, 2010

Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of going into the Girls’ restroom.

The incident occurred early this morning in a Milledgeville, GA nightclub. Roethlisberger was out with some friends celebrating his 28^th birthday, and he consumed a large amount of pizza, candy, and soda.

The QB was said to have been a little loopy from all the junk food and from disobeying the bedtime that his parents suggested. By the time he had to go potty, he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom.

A girl was allegedly in the bathroom at the time, and she was the one that ultimately told on Roethlisberger. It is very important for people to respect the signs and go into the proper designated toilet areas. Boys and girls have different ways of conducting their business (girls don’t even poop) and therefore have separate rooms.

To make matters worse, Roethlisberger did not even wash his hands after going potty. That is a terrible way to spread germs. He has apologized and the incident is under further investigation before any punishments are given.

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