Peter Schrager, from Good Morning Football on NFL Network, has correctly picked the last 5 Super Bowl winners, so we felt like we had to shoot our shot with getting Schrags to pick the Titans. Because what he says goes, right? Worth a shot.

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For the first time in this blog’s history, we’re throwing a party. The fine folks at Frontier (off Milwaukee Ave. in Chicago’s West Town neighborhood) have opened their doors to allow us to throw a party for Titans fans to kick off the 2024 season on the eve of Week 1. So let’s do it!

This party is for anyone, but specifically Titans fans. So if you’re a Titans fan in the Chicagoland area, or if you’re traveling into town and going to the game, or if you’re just looking for a fun weekend getaway in the great city of Chicago in the summertime, swing by Frontier and let’s party. We have some fun things planned and will have ourselves a good time.

Look, Titans fans have been especially good to this dumb sports blog and our growth and success over the years, so the least we can do is throw one hell of a party in your honor. So swing by, and let’s pack out Frontier and show Chicago how Nashville (and Titans fans) parties!

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The only man who can get Derrick Henry to publicly clap back online would be Paul Kuharsky. And he accomplished that feat last week. But is he entirely wrong with his take? PEOPLE ARE ASKING! And we take time to answer. What do you think? Does Paul Kuharsky have a point?

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Not the worst guess in the world. Cubs were coined the loveable losers. The Phillies were just losers. I’ll give these dweebs that one.

…Or fans of college sports…pic.twitter.com/BYjNnF4lJ1

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) June 4, 2024

Transfer portal, you morons! Again, kinda hard for someone who hasn’t taken their noses out of 1600’s French Literature in the last five years as the portal is a fairly new concept in college athletics. But that’s not all!

…Or the NBA.pic.twitter.com/1FGdDhWv39

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) June 4, 2024

Durant?! That’s all you got? Woof. That’s brutal. And maybe slightly racist? People are asking. But damn. These folks are stupid! Now look, was this blog solely written to make fun of NERDS! Who’s to say really? But yes. Yes, it was. “Austin, it’s 2024. Bullying isn’t cool anymore.” And to that sentiment, I’d agree with, bully sucks. However, pretentiousness still is prevalent. Mostly among people with high IQ’s, who read more than three books a decade, and contestants on Jeopardy! You know every contestant on that show looks down at someone who doesn’t know the difference between mid-1700 renaissance painters or who assassinated Dr. Humphrey Boyle in Sweden in 1872. So, if I – as one of those people who doesn’t know the answers to those made-up questions I just came up with – have a chance to get one over on these geniuses, you bet your ass I’m gonna take it. So suck it, nerds! Read a book, once in a while. And by book, I mean sports almanac, you doofuses!

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Darren Waller inexplicably tried to launch a music career. Look, to each their own. Unless their own is this bad. Woof. This amount of autotune would give T-Pain a stroke. We’d say don’t quit your day job, Darren, but it appears he might be. Let’s hope not for the sake of his bank account and our already bleeding eardrums. Kelsey, you are now completely justified in walking away from this letterman jacketed dude.

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Which ones did we miss?

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Patrick Mahomes is nearly flawless. Emphasis on nearly. Is it sacrilege to say anything negative about the NFL’s newly donned GOAT? Sure. But we have to point this out. It’s a gaping flaw and someone needs to bring it up. In fact, this flaw is so big, it has us wondering if it even really needs to be that big. This flaw isn’t that big on anyone else. So why does he need this flaw to be that big? It’s almost awkward how big this flaw is. Anyway, watch the video above to see us talk about this massive flaw.

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If you remember last week, after the AFC Championship, we set out to find the random guy in the Titans jersey at the Chiefs-Ravens AFC Championship. Well, it took some hunting. And some help. But we finally found the guy… and sat him down to ask the most pressing questions. Step aside, 30 for 30. Korked Bats is here with the new greatest sports docuseries. My parents must be so proud my journalism degree is finally paying off.

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Look, if the Titans hire a new head coach while you’re working out, you absolutely have to react immediately and not wait until you’re done because how else will people know it’s authentic and certainly not a brag that you work out and not only that but work out for 40 minutes no less. It’s authenticity, not bragging, you guys.

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Why do the Titans always make big news while we’re editing other reaction videos? Do they not have any reservations for the content creators of the world? *sigh* Anyway, here’s our initial reaction.

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