A Recap of The Bachelor From A Guy – Fantasy Suites Week
Hannah Ann’s Date
The date opened with the two of them walking on a dock with Peter really trying to make his Australian accent work. I know doing an Australian accent isn’t racist, but for some reason, whenever Peter did it, it felt racist.
Peter then surprised Hannah Ann by telling her they would be going jet skiing. Jet skiing during the day, and motorboating at night, amirite?! IT’S FANTASY SUITE WEEK!
So the two of them rode jet skis for a few hours. You’d think for the fantasy suite dates they’d do something, oh I don’t know, a little more romantic, but you have to remember that Peter is a complete and utter doofus, so this should come as no surprise.
After spending the day recreating scenes from Waterworld, they had a pretty boring conversation on what looked like a beach, but was really just one of those sandy bars next to a bay. Too bad they weren’t in Gold Coast, Austrailia where they could’ve found a more scenic backdrop for their conversation where they didn’t say anything of substance.
Then it was time for dinner, or so I assume, I just realized we have never seen anyone put food to mouth on any date this year. Peter gives Hannah Ann the same spiel he’s given every girl when he’s alone with her, saying, “I need to know you’re 100% committed in this, that is the most important thing, blah blah blah.”
Then he hands Hannah Ann an envelope, or should I say THE envelope. The official invitation to the fantasy suite, which is signed by Chris Harrison for reasons beyond me. I never understood this. Why is the host of the show inviting them to the fantasy suite? Is it HIS room? If so, 1. GROSS!, and 2. where does he sleep?! Please don’t say the same room, because that too would be GROSS!
The two of them enter the fantasy suite which eerily resembled Rob Lowe’s apartment in Wayne’s World, and I’m sure there were condums “ribbed for her pleasure” in the drawer in this room too.
They take a quick mini-tour of the apartment, talk about the deserts that were left out on the table and then start kissing on the balcony, which quickly led to this Titanic recreation. And Peter didn’t even have to draw her like one of his French girls first.
For those counting, that’s three movies they recreated in one day. Four if you count the movie they recreated ABC wasn’t allowed to show: The Lovely Bones.
Also, was it awkward for the camera man to stand outside this door just to grab this shot? Or was Chris Harrison manning this camera since they were staying in his room? GROSS!
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