Can’t Believe We Wasted Our First Internet Cancellation Of 2021 On ‘Bean Dad’
Really, guys? We’re going to waste our first Internet cancellation of the year on someone nicknamed Bean Dad? Let’s get over ourselves and chill out a bit.
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Derrick Henry Still Deserves To Be The NFL MVP
A few weeks ago, we gave a take about why Derrick Henry deserves to be MVP. We’re now doubling down. Here is our closing argument, you honor.
The Junk Drawer: Harry Styles, We Need To Bring Back Tickling, & O.J. Simpson’s Golf Foursome
The Junk Drawer is back with a brand new episode for the brand new year. Talking about enough random topics for it to be considered a true junk drawer.
A Breakdown of Cole Cubelic Eating A Bloomin’ Onion
ESPN sideline reporter Cole Cubelic absolutely devoured a Bloomin’ Onion during the Outback Bowl, so we broke it down. Don’t watch on an empty stomach.
Today Is Derrick Henry’s Birthday – Here’s Every Piece Of Content We’ve Ever Made About Him
Today is Derrick Henry’s birthday, so to celebrate, we’ve gathered every piece of Derrick Henry content we’ve ever made and put it in one place. Enjoy!
THINGS I LIKE (This Week): Ryan Fitzpatrick
Ryan Fitzpatrick is the mediocre quarterback king, but somehow he’s so much more fun to watch than any. good quarterback in the NFL. He’s thte THING I LIKE.
You Let Us All Down, Duke’s Mayo Bowl
This year gave us the innagural Duke’s Mayo Bowl (RIP in peace, Belk Bowl), and if we’re being honest, we were let down. Not because of the game, either.
In Honor Of Today’s Cheez-It Bowl, Let’s Rewatch The Greatest Cheez-It Video Of All Time
Tonight is the infamous Cheez-It Bowl, so to honor it, let’s look back at one of the greatest videos about Cheez-It ever. Starring David Blaine. Kinda.
This Alabama Reporter Rants About People Calling Nick Saban Anything Other Than “Coach Saban”
Don’t you dare think about calling Nick Saban anything other than “Coach Saban” or else Rick will be all over your ass. He’s on the hunt. Look out!
The 2020 Korkie Awards
Everyone on the internet does some sort of year in review. We do it in the form of an awards show. Ladies and gentlemen, we present: The 2020 Korkie Awards.
Home Depot Is Recalling Ceiling Fans For Detaching Blades. Also, Good Luck Sleeping Tonight!
Well isn’t this just the news we needed? Ceiling fans detaching enough to the point where Home Depot had to recall them. Just when we thought we were safe.