Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 12
You can go anywhere on the internet for advice on who to start this week, but you can only go one place on the internet to learn who NOT to start.
Author: Austin
We Finally Found A Flaw In Patrick Mahomes’ Game: He Looks Dumb In A Helmet
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Scott Stapp Almost Played Baseball At Vanderbilt, But His Recruiting Visit Turned Him To Music
Scott Stapp recently joined Kyle Brandt on his 10 Questions podcast and shared how a frat party on a baseball recruiting visit to Vandy altered his life.
A Breakdown Of The Ending Of Titans-Ravens
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The Junk Drawer: A.D.’s “Mustache,” Rex Chapman Sucks, & Which ESPN Anchor Would Be The Best Mascot?
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s biggest stories like blah blah Steelers, blah blah, gambling, ESPN, umpires, blah blah!
A Mysterious Metal Monolith Was Found Deep In The Desert & It’s No Big Deal, But We’re Probably All Gonna Die
WTF is this thing? We have a few guesses, but no they are nowhere close to the truth. Are we in danger? Shouldn’t we be more worried about this? We’rd dead.
Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 11
You can go anywhere on the internet for advice on who to start this week, but you can only go one place on the internet to learn who NOT to start/
Green Ooze Was Found Underground In Toronto, So Don’t Tell Me The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Aren’t Real
In a sinkhole in Toronto, there was discovered to be some bright green slime, which city officials claim they put there on purpose. Sure. It’s TMNT time.
Good News: Dr. Fauci Says Santa Claus Is Immune From Spreading COVID-19
Dr. Fauci announced that everyone’s favorite fat man, Santa Claus, is apparently immune from catching or spreading COVID. Looks like Christmas can continue!
The New England Patriots Are Jason Voorhees
The New England Patriots are Jason Voorhees. Just when you think they’re dead is right when they start killing again. Don’t ever count them out.
The Theme Song For This Drive-Thru Dinosaur Park Might Be The Best Song Of The Year
There’s a traveling dinosaur park called Jurassic Quest Drive-Thru, and while the park itself seems decent, the theme song is off the charts. Total banger!