The Texans Are A Crusty Butt
The Houston Texans are not good at football. Want to know how I know? They’re currently 0-4 and their head coach is a complete and utter moron.
Author: Austin
Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 4
You can go anywhere on the internet for advice on who to start this week, but you can only go one place on the internet to learn who NOT to start.
This Is Just A Friendly Reminder That The Padres Manager Is Named Jayce Tingler
You were probably wondering who the manager of the San Diego Padres is. Well, we’re here to remind you that it’s Jayce Tingler. JAYCE. TINGLER.
ESPN’s Wild Card Series Broadcasts Have Been Bad, But Don’t Take My Word For It
ESPN’s Wild Card Series broadcasts have been bad, especially for a company who claims to be the Worldwide Leader. Allow the Cork’d Up women help me explain.
Fernando Tatis Jr. Chucked His Twig To The Moon, But Don’t Slander Joey Bats, It’s Not The Greatest Bat Flip Ever
Fernando Tatis Jr. gave us one of the greatest bat flips in MLB postaseason history. But let us not dare to say it was better than Jose Bautista’s.
In The Wildest Headline Of All-Time: A ‘Mighty Ducks’ Actor Is A Presidential Candidate & Tied To Jeffrey Epstein
This is honestly the weirdest headline of all-time. The more you read the more you tailspin into a world of confusion. Just read this.
Alright, I’m Actually Sorry, Steelers. You Don’t Deserve This
A day after assuming the game would be in primetime on Monday night, we find out that Titans-Steelers is actually moved to Week 7 (probably).
Coca-Cola Is Launching Its First Alcoholic Beverage In 2021 Which Is Perfect Because We Could All Use A Drink
In arguably the most needed news of 2020, Coca-Cola announces their finally dropping an alcoholic beverage. It’s about time.
Welp, The Titans Have COVID And I Think I’m Going To Be More Sick Than Anyone
There it is. The first COVID case in the NFL and wouldn’t ya know it, it’s from our beloved Tennessee Titans. Awesome. NOT!
The Junk Drawer: Mike Leach, Earl Thomas Is Back, & It’s Rivalry Week!
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s biggest stories like blah blah Dion Waiters, lobsters, blah blah, bracket season, blah blah!