PICTURE: Robert Griffin III Had A Rough Black Friday
A exclusive picture of Robert Griffin III’s Black Friday going exactly how you would expect.
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Uncle Steve Ejected From Family Turkey Bowl Game For Targeting
The Parker family annual Turkey Bowl was going as well as any year. Then the unthinkable happened. Uncle Steve was ejected for targeting.
Packers Plan To Clone Rodgers To Ensure Never Letting Tolzien Play Again
Green Bay Packers announced plans to clone quarterback Aaron Rodgers to ensure the franchise hope of never having to see Scott Tolzien start another game for the franchise.
Facts You Will Learn While Watching The Manning-Brady Bowl
Here is a list of facts you will probably hear commentators talk about during the Manning-Brady XIV game.
NFL Announces 5 Rule Changes That Will Make Everyone Hate The NFL But Keep Watching
The NFL is changing their rules again, and of course, it’s to make the game safer.
We Wrote A New Sonic Commercial Featuring Dwayne Bowe
Sonic has a new commercial featuring Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe. This is the transcript from that commercial.
Dallas Cowboys Locker Room Signs
Every football team has signs posted in their locker rooms to serve as motivation to players before they take the field. These are the signs in the Cowboys’ locker room.
PICTURE: Evil Manning Is Evil
The only thing Peyton Manning wants more than another Super Bowl ring is to murder someone.
REPORTS: Jacksonville Jaguars Franchise Is Just One Elaborate SNL Skit They Don’t Know How To End
Reports are coming out that the entire Jacksonville Jaguars franchise is just one elaborate Saturday Night Live skit that the writers don’t know how to end.
Richie Incognito Strikes Again…
Even though he was suspended by the team, Richie Incognito continues to bully others.
Mark Sanchez Torn Labrum Surgery Delayed Until Doctors Learn What A Labrum Is
Mark Sanchez’s torn labrum surgery has been delayed until team doctors learn what a labrum is.
Bane Cancels Plans To Blow Up Heinz Field, Doesn’t Want To Be Seen At A Steelers Game
After a rough start, Batman’s arc-villain Bane has decided to cancel his plans to blow up Heinz Field for the sole reason that he doesn’t want to be seen at a Steelers game.