What Johnny Manziel Needs To Do To Start For The Cleveland Browns
For Johnny Manziel to win the starting quarterback job, he’s going to need some help. That’s why we’re here.
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The Korked Bats College Football Preseason Top 25
Everyone has a preseason top 25 poll for college football. So we caved and got one too. Give it up for peer pressure!
SEC Network Shows You WON’T See
We’ve obtained a list of the SEC Network shows that you won’t see because they failed to make the cut.
We Fixed That Kansas Jayhawks New #CrimsonChrome Uniform Video
The Kansas Jayhawks recently unveiled new uniforms with a fresh video. We fixed that video.
Kevin Sumlin Still Trying To Learn A&M’s Quarterbacks’ Names
Kevin Sumlin is having a hard time learning the names of the quarterbacks on his team who have to replace Johnny Manziel.
Cleveland Browns Name Rex Grossman Week 1 Starter Because They’re The Browns
Cleveland Browns signed QB Rex Grossman and have already named him their Week 1 starter over Brian Hoyer and Johnny Manziel.
Our Best Hunter Pence Signs
Hunter Pence signs have been all the rage lately, so we decided to get in on the fad.
Other Names Metta World Peace Considered
Ron Artest, aka Metta World Peace, has decided to change his name yet again. This time, to Panda Friend. Here are other names he considered.
Rejected 2015 MLB All-Star Game Logos
The Cincinnati Reds recently unveiled the 2015 MLB All-Star Game logo. Here are the logos they decided not to use.
College Football Playoff Bracket Predictions
We filled out a bunch of College Football Brackets, because why should March Madness be the only event where we’re allowed to fill out multiple brackets?
Fake Interviews With Real Athletes: Johnny Manziel
Here at Korked Bats, we consider ourselves to be sports journalists. And by sports journalists, I mean a couple of guys with a website who can’t land big interviews. So we make them up.
PICTURE: La Russa’s Hall of Fame Booth Includes EVERYTHING From His Career
Tony La Russa’s Hall of Fame booth includes maybe a little too much from his Major League career.