Create Your Own Opening Day
There may not be an Opening Day today, but you can use this helpful guide to create your own! We also gathered some of the best answers to break down!
Jon Jones Arrested for Grand Theft Auto Cosplay
Jon Jones was arrested and really the whole thing could’ve been avoided had he just followed this advice. Come on, Bones! Pick up the sticks next time!
You Mess With Bonnie, You Mess With All Of Us
Poor ol’ Bonnie was just trying to get some food to go without getting coronavirus or lectured about political hoaxes. Unfortunately, she got the latter.
Spring Breaker Brady Apologizes For Not Letting The Party Die During Coronavirus
Brady, one of the faces of the COVID Spring Breakers has issued an apology for his interview with CBS News and actions from last week. Props, Bradster!
WE DOIN’ BEERS?!
Each week, Grit makes a call to do beers. This is a recap of the beers sent into him. Follow him and next time there’s a call to do beers, DO BEERS!
Ole Miss Shoots Shot, Asks Alumni To Add School To Your Will In Case You Die of COVID-19
Shooters shoot, and Ole Miss did. They sent out an email to alumni asking them to add them into their will in case they die of coronavirus. Classic!
VIDEO: The Greatest Rivalry In Sports… During Coronavirus
Really the only thing remotely close to sports right now is this budding rivalry and fight between Chris and Andrew Cuomo which airs almost nightly on CNN.
RIP Woody Widenhofer – Great Football Coach, Better Toll Booth Operator
Former Vanderbilt and Mizzou coach Woody Widenhofer passed, so in honor we share our favorite story about him: how he worked in a toll booth after football.
VIDEO: FaceTiming With Your Parents… During Coronavirus
We’ve probably all been there by now… the dreaded FaceTime call with your parents during coronavirus, where all you get are false facts and double chins.
Coronavirus Is Distancing Everyone But Zack & Kelly Apparently
Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Tiffani Amber Thiessen are sharing eggs and beers together. You thinking what I’m thinking? Coronavirus is bringing them back!
Colton Underwood Is The First Bachelor To Have Coronavirus
The first person from the Bachelor universe was diagnosed with coronavirus, and it’s Colton Underwood. A bit of a surprise.
Did Philip Rivers Record A Message To Colts Fans While Pooping?
Is Phillip Rivers shooting his initial message to Colts fans while sitting on the toilet? Because it sure looks like he’s sitting on the toilet.