A Power Ranking of Henry’s
Since the beginning of time, no one has ever put a definitive rankings to the best Henry’s, so we took it upon ourselves to rank them all. You’re welcome.
VIDEO: Chiefs Equipment Arriving Set To Home Alone Soundtrack
The Chiefs’ equipment was sent to New Jersey on the day they were set to play the Patriots. The video of it arriving is like a scene out of Home Alone.
Dear Knicks, Hire Metta World Peace As Head Coach, You Cowards!
Metta World Peace is actually interested in the Knicks head coaching job. It’s time for the Knicks to jump on this opportunity and sign Coach Ron Artest.
Potential Head Coach Candidates For The Dallas Cowboys
The Cowboys seem to be parting ways with their head coach Jason Garrett. Here’s a list of other potenrial robot head coaches for the Cowboys to consider.
Derrick Henry Is An Eddie George Reboot
Both men are 6-foot, 3-inches tall. Both men have Heisman Trophies on their mantels, and both men look like walking vending machines.
Awkward! Bryce Harper Apparently Signed With The San Diego Padres 3 Years Ago
While the baseball world waits on where Bryce Harper will sign this offseason, it turns out he actually signed with the San Diego Padres 3 years ago and no one realized.
11 Suggested Lines For Home Run Derby Commentators
With a new lead announcer for this year’s MLB Home Run Derby, we give lines that might be helpful to use during the broadcast, like: “Going, going, gone!”
27 LaVar Ball Quotes That Prove He’s A Monster
We’ve compiled a list of LaVar Ball quotes that prove, once and for all, that the man is an absolute monster.
Shaquille O’Neal Statue Outside Staples Center Already Feuding With Kobe
The Shaquille O’Neal statue was erected outside of Staples Center this morning and reports from the area claim it is already feuding with Kobe Bryant.