Korked Bats

Sunday, October 4, 2026

A Breakdown of Pete Weber’s Iconic “Who Do You Think You Are? I Am!”

MICROSOFT, YOU SICK FREAKS! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO OUR BELOVED CLIPPY?! THIS BREAD CRAZE HAS GOT TO STOP!

Tyler Glasnow is working on a new pitch when he should probably be working on the name for the new pitch. A slider and cutter… a slutter???

News Flash: Myles Garrett is a beast of a man, and he just wanted to reiterate that fact by posting his own video of him playing basketball.

Each week we recap The Bachelor. But get this. It’s from a guy? Whaaaa? Wild, right? Boys watching girl stuff? Weird! What is this? 2021??

Big Ben’s probably coming back with the Steelers. How can we make this work? What – if anything – is there to look forward to?

The Junk Drawer is back with another episode full of everything that went down in the last week and things ahead to come. What?! Just listen.

Isaiah Wilson’s time as a Titan may be over. We assume this because he tweeted “I’m done with football as a Titan.” Let’s rank his top plays!

Well, Daft Punk is no more. How do I know? I watched their last video, and after you do too, you’ll see why they physically can’t come back.

A youth hockey team is staying in a hockey arena during covid, so we decided to power rank the best places to sleep in an arena.

Was it deserved? I don’t know, you be the judge. We lay out the whole story in both video and blog form here. Let us know your thoughts.

Each week we break down ABC’s The Bachelor… but get this… it’s from a GUY! I know, wild twist, amirite?! So come have some fun with us.