Please Join Me In Pouring One Out For Snow Days
Remember snow days? Kids these days won’t. Now that coco has taken away going to actual school & replaced it with virtual learning, kids will never get off.
The Junk Drawer: New Cleveland Indians Names, Google Went Down, & A Christmas Movie Draft
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s top stories like Indians new name, blah blah, Juju’s real name, bumble bees, blah blah!
Apparently NFL Games On Nickelodeon Will Be Exactly How You’d Expect NFL Games On Nickelodeon To Be
Remember when the NFL announced a playoff game will air on Nickelodeon this year? Well, we have deets as to how that game will look. It’s what you expect.
A Breakdown Of Florida Throwing A Shoe
It was the shoe throw heard worldwide. From the foot of an LSU tight end to the hand of a Florida DB to 20 yards down the field. We break it all down.
Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 14
You can go anywhere on the internet for advice on who to start this week, but you can only go one place on the internet to learn who NOT to start
This Week’s Gameday Grub Is All About The Chicago Bears – Let’s Make Bear Burgers, Putin-Style
The Chicago Bears are bad, and Russians actually eat bear. We’re bringing Putin on board to the KB Army with this weird, potentially lethal burger.
Nebraska-Minnesota Is Today, And Korked Bats Has A Small Role In This Game’s Rivalry Trophy
One of the best backstories of a college football rivalry trophy is the $5 Bits Of Broken Chair Trophy between Nebraska and Minnesota. We have a hand in it.
There’s A High School Quarterback Named General Booty
Step aside, Arch Manning. We have a new favorite high school football quarterback, and his name is Booty. General Booty. Are we immature? Of course. BOOTY!
NFL Referees Out Here Lookin’ Like
NFL referees are at the wrong end of weekly criticism, so let’s make fun of the way they look to further the hatred. They don’t deserve it.
Power Ranking The Songs On ‘Evermore’ From A Guy Who Likes Taylor Swift Probably More Than He Should
Taylor Swift is out here dropping her SECOND surprise album in the last five months? Damn. Guess we need to power rank the tracks on the album.
The First Trailer For The New ‘Mighty Ducks’ TV Show Is Here
Emilio Estevez back? Emilio Estevez back! The first trailer for Disney+’s new TV show, Mighty Ducks: Game Changers, is here. Quack Attack = Back, Jack!
Disney Did A Good Job Of Confirming My Decision To Not Pay For ESPN+
Disney dropped a bunch of new announcements at their Investors Day presentation, including some news about ESPN+ that makes me want to buy it less.