The Junk Drawer: An Autumn Draft, Raptor Noises, Robocalls Suck, & Game Shows Of Our Childhood
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s biggest stories like blah blah Bumper Pool, raptors, blah blah, Fleetwood Mac, blah blah!
A.D.’s Crown Of The Week Goes To Joe
Each week, we give a crown. This week’s crown goes to Joe Mixon for not only being named Joe but also for being good at football.
How Old Is Nick Mullens Really? A Very Loose Conspiracy Theory
Nick Mullens may be an NFL quarterback, but are we absolutely sure he’s of age to helm the San Francisco 49ers? It’s up to him to prove it.
Winning A Super Bowl Takes Heart, Talent, & Negative COVID Tests, And Guess What? The Titans Now Have All Three
To win a championship, you cannot have coronavirus, and guess what? The Titans are one step closer to winning that championship with no new positive tests.
The Texans Are A Crusty Butt
The Houston Texans are not good at football. Want to know how I know? They’re currently 0-4 and their head coach is a complete and utter moron.
Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 4
You can go anywhere on the internet for advice on who to start this week, but you can only go one place on the internet to learn who NOT to start.
This Is Just A Friendly Reminder That The Padres Manager Is Named Jayce Tingler
You were probably wondering who the manager of the San Diego Padres is. Well, we’re here to remind you that it’s Jayce Tingler. JAYCE. TINGLER.
ESPN’s Wild Card Series Broadcasts Have Been Bad, But Don’t Take My Word For It
ESPN’s Wild Card Series broadcasts have been bad, especially for a company who claims to be the Worldwide Leader. Allow the Cork’d Up women help me explain.
Finally, Some Good News About Subway
If you hate Subway as much as A.D., then this news is good news. Subway bread is not actually bread. You read that correctly.
Fernando Tatis Jr. Chucked His Twig To The Moon, But Don’t Slander Joey Bats, It’s Not The Greatest Bat Flip Ever
Fernando Tatis Jr. gave us one of the greatest bat flips in MLB postaseason history. But let us not dare to say it was better than Jose Bautista’s.
Doc Rivers Brings Something To The 76ers They’ve Been Missing For Years: An Actual Coach
Doc Rivers is officially the head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers, and Gator could not be more ecstatic. Especially for following Brett Brown.
In The Wildest Headline Of All-Time: A ‘Mighty Ducks’ Actor Is A Presidential Candidate & Tied To Jeffrey Epstein
This is honestly the weirdest headline of all-time. The more you read the more you tailspin into a world of confusion. Just read this.