Advice For Eagles Fans Wanting To Quit The Season After A Week 1 Loss To A ‘Football Team’
Eagles fans are already wanting to throw in the towel for the 2020 season, and as a Philadelphia fan, I get it. But hear me out. Here’s some advice instead.
Grading Cris Collinsworth’s Performance With A Game Of ‘Good Collinsworth, Bad Collinsworth’
Cris Collinsworth called two football games this weekend as the NFL season kicked off. How’d he do? Let’s break it down. Good Collinsworth, Bad Collinsworth
If You Have Saquon Barkley On Your Fantasy Team, Don’t Worry, Here’s Some More Salt In Your Wounds
If you have Saquon Barkley on your fantasy team, you’re probably pretty pissed off today. Don’t worry. Here’s even more bad news for you.
Kyle Brandt Challenged Us To Make An NFL Meme Better Than M.J., Here’s Our Attempt
Back when The Last Dance was on, Kyle Brandt of NFL Network’s Good Morning Football, casually called us out to make better NFL memes. We took him literally.
The Junk Drawer: Belly Tattoos, Tom Brady’s Not Great, & Captain America’s Peen
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s biggest stories like blah blah Aaron Rodgers, Kohl’s, blah blah, belly tattoos blah blah!
Derrick Henry Continues To Embarrass Grown Men On Football Fields Just By Standing Next To Them
Derrick Henry is a large man, which means he continues to embarrass the hell out of dudes just by standing next to them. Latest victim: Kareem Jackson.
Crown Of The Week Goes To A Very Aangry Aaron
Each week, we give a crown. This week’s crown goes to Aaron Rodgers for having the best Sunday any quarterback could possibly have.
Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 1
You can go anywhere on the internet for advice on who to start this week, but you can only go one place on the internet to learn who NOT to start.
Wait, Rick Moranis Is Back And Nobody Told Me?!
OH. HELL. YES! Rick Moranis isn’t the hero we deserve but he’s the one we need right now. Coming out of the shadows for a Mint Mobile commercial?! DEAL!
What Kind Of Idiot Injures Themselves Putting Pants On? Answer: Zack Wheeler
We’ve got another addition to the weird baseball injury hall of fame. This time it’s Zack Wheeler for getting injured putting on pants.
The Best Mighty Ducks News You’ll Hear Today: Goldberg The Goalie Is Sober! And Has New Teeth!
Remember the last we heard from Greg Goldberg? It was pre-pandemic and he had just been arrested for meth possession. Well guess what? He’s back. And sober!
NFL Isn’t The Only Thing Back Tonight, So Is Our Instagram Account (@korkedbats)!!!!!!
Remember when our Instagram account got locked? Good news. We’re back. As of shortly after kickoff, our IG is back up and running. Thank you, KB Army.