Let’s Try And Explain The ‘MLS Is Back’ Tournament, And Yes, That’s The Name
The MLS is coming back with a tournament. How do we know? They’ve announced a MLS Is Back Tournament, which begins in a couple weeks. Let’s explain it.
The Last 5 Months When The Patriots Were Bad Were The Greatest 5 Months Ever
Remember when the Patriots were bad? Yeah, me too. It was awesome. I mean, sure, everything else in the world sucked, but at least football ruled.
Jay Cutler vs. The Mystery Chicken Killer Is The Greatest NFL Rivalry of All-Time
If you haven’t been following this Jay Cutler vs. Mystery Chicken Killer saga on Jay’s newly discovered Instgram, what have you been doing with your life?!
The New Name Of Seattle’s NHL Arena Is… Climate Pledge Arena?! WTF?!
Jeff Bezos and Amazon purchased the naming rights for Seattle’s new NHL arena and are calling it Climate Pledge Arena as if that’s a normal thing to do.
Pour One Out For Chuck E. Cheese As The Company Files For Bankruptcy
Well, we knew this was coming. Not if, but when. Another childhood staple has taken a blow. But we think Chuck E. Cheese can survive. Let us explain.
Yes, Baseball’s Back… But Without Mascots
The good news is baseball is coming back. The bad news is that baseball is coming back without mascots on the field of play. Shame on you again, owners!
Unsolved Mysteries Is Coming Back And The Trailer Will Make You Piss Yourself
Netflix is rebooting the famous Unsolved Mysteries, one of the creepiest TV shows of all time. Watch the trailer and check out the description here.
The Texas Rangers’ New Stadium Is Getting Roasted Online And Here Are The Best Jokes
The Texas Rangers brand new stadium has been getting dragged – and rightfully so – online. So we compiled some of the best jokes on Twitter to share.
A Defense For Philly Sports Fans And The Crazy Stories You Hear About Them
You’ve heard the stories from booing Santa to pelting J.D. Drew with batteries. But have you ever heard a defense for those stories? It’s time to listen up.
Ideas To Liven Up Baseball’s Empty Stands When It Returns
Now that baseball is (maybe) coming back, what should we do about the empty stadiums that the players will be playing in? Don’t worry, we have ideas.
So, Uh, Baseball Is Back. I Guess? We’d Be Excited If We Weren’t So Annoyed And Exhausted
Apparently baseball is back. So why aren’t I more excited? Oh maybe because of all the time lost, knowing it could’ve already been back.
The Junk Drawer: Our ESPYs Recap Because We Definitely Watched, Athletes As Batman Villains, & RIP Bowdoin College Football
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all of the week’s biggest stories like sports, blah blah, baseball, Batman blah blah, ESPYs, and Bowdoin Football!