The Redskins Are No More, Let’s Break Down Their Awkwardly-Worded Press Release
The Washington Redskins have officially announced a name change, so we decided to breakdown their awkwardly-worded press release.
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NFL Figured Out How To Prevent Spreading COVID: Ban Postgame Jersey Swaps
Which sport has the safest protocol? Hard to argue the NFL didn’t take the lead in that field with their new anti-jersey swap rule!
Things Patrick Mahomes Can Buy With His $503 Million Contract
Patrick Mahomes is what we would call “rich” now. He got this way after signing a $503 million dollar contract extenstion. Let’s see what he can buy now.
Jay Cutler vs. The Mystery Chicken Killer Is The Greatest NFL Rivalry of All-Time
If you haven’t been following this Jay Cutler vs. Mystery Chicken Killer saga on Jay’s newly discovered Instgram, what have you been doing with your life?!
A Defense For Philly Sports Fans And The Crazy Stories You Hear About Them
You’ve heard the stories from booing Santa to pelting J.D. Drew with batteries. But have you ever heard a defense for those stories? It’s time to listen up.
Ford Is Unveiling The New Bronco On July 9 And Whoops! That’s O.J. Simpson’s Birthday
In one of the dumbest or most brilliant marketing ploys of all time, Ford’s re-releasing the Bronco on July 9th, which happens to be OJ Simpson’s birthday.
Washed Up Acts Always Set Up Residencies In Vegas. In Other News, The 2021 Pro Bowl Will Be In Vegas
NFL announced today that the 2021 Pro Bowl will be played in Las Vegas. The good news is: it’s out of Orlando. The bad news: it’s still the Pro Bowl.
Zeke Elliott Tests Positive For COVID, Cowboys To Quarantine Him In Salvation Army Bucket
Zeke Elliott tested positive for COVID, which requires a 14-day quarantine. So the Cowboys are just going to put him in their Salvation Army kettle.
A Defense For Carson Wentz From The Most Unbiased Source On The Internet: A Philly Sports Fan
This is nothing but a strong defense of Carson Wentz from one of the most unbiased sources on the internet… a Philly sports honk.
The Drew Brees Drama: As Told Through Stock Photos
We pulled a bunch of stock photos and images to help explain the story of Drew Brees, which led to his apology this morning.
Titans ‘May Reduce Derrick Henry’s Workload’ And Boy Are We Laughing! LOL!
Pro Football Talk shared an article this morning that gave us all a hearty laugh. A good ol’ chuckle. “Titans may reduce Derrick Henry’s worklo–HAHAHAHA!”
As If Lions Fans Haven’t Suffered Enough, Reggie Wayne Kicked ‘Em In The Nuts One More Time
As if quarantine hasn’t been hard enough, Reggie Wayne made it a lot harder for Detroit Lions fans byt dropping a story about choosing not to play there.