“Having Kids Sucks,” Says Every New Parent Not Named Mike Trout
Mike Trout is the best player in baseball. What if I told you the best player just got better, in a way no human has EVER gotten better, by having a kid.
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3 Things The Rock Needs To Change With His XFL Reboot
You want some good XFL talk? Let’s give you some good XFL talk. Here’s a list of 3 things the XFL needs to change under The Rock’s ownership.
The Junk Drawer: The Rock Buys The XFL, Cardinals Went To A Casino, And Jeff Bezos Is Rich
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s biggest stories like blah blah The Rock buying the XFL, OBJ, blah blah, Cardinals Casino blah blah!
The Submissions For Mississippi’s New State Flag Are More Insane Than You Could’ve Guessed
A month ago we came up with some designs for Mississippi’s new state flag, which were ridiculous, but somehow not as ridiculous as the REAL submissions.
There’s No Way The NFL’s COVID Plan Fails After Watching This Video!
Worried about the coronavirus affecting the NFL season? Well, after watching this video, worry no more. No chance COVID wrecks this season.
Inject This Doc Emrick-Narrated NHL Hype Video Into My Veins Right Now
As if you couldn’t be any more excited for the return of the NHL, NBC Sports dropped a Doc Emrick-narrated hype video to make you feel fuzzy inside.
EXCLUSIVE: A Night With The St. Louis Blues’ Towel Man
We got to be the special guest of the St. Louis Blues’ Towel Man and decided to document the entire night and get to know the man behind the towel.
Wanna Hear A Joke? NFL Network Thinks There Are NINE Players In The League Better Than Derrick Henry
NFL Network released their NFL Top 100 list & Derrick Henry landed at #10. As the #1 Derrick Henry Fansite on the Internet™ we felt the need to dispute it.
The Junk Drawer: How To Break Up With Your Fantasy Football League
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s biggest stories like blah blah, Lou Williams, virtual fans blah blah, Fantasy leagues blah blah!
I Can’t Stop Thinking About That Picture of Bill Belichick Eating A Footlong Sub
Last week a photo went viral and I can’t stop thinking about it. What does it mean? Why was he scarfing that sub? Why was he wearing normal clothes?
Not Going To Say I Nailed Dr. Fauci’s First Pitch, But I Totally Nailed It
Dr. Fauci threw out the first pitch at the Nationals game last night and, well, it did NOT go well. At all. However, we’re not surprised. We called it.
Where Did That Dodger Stadium Balloon Come From?!
Where did this balloon come from? No one knows. It’s quickly skyrocketing up the list of life’s greatest mysteries with Stonehenge and aliens and stuff.