The Redskins Are No More, Let’s Break Down Their Awkwardly-Worded Press Release
The Washington Redskins have officially announced a name change, so we decided to breakdown their awkwardly-worded press release.
Author: Austin
VIDEO: We Took Disney’s Reopening Promo And Made It As Scary As It Should Be
Disney World reopened this weekend which is great news for anyone who wants to inject COVID directly into their bloodstream! We made their commercial scary.
Ludacris All But Confirmed The Next ‘Fast & Furious’ Movie Will Take Place In Space Because Why Not?!
Like Thanos in the Avengers, the Fast and the Furious saga going to space was ‘inevitable.’ And now it’s all but confirmed thanks to Ludacris.
NFL Figured Out How To Prevent Spreading COVID: Ban Postgame Jersey Swaps
Which sport has the safest protocol? Hard to argue the NFL didn’t take the lead in that field with their new anti-jersey swap rule!
Don’t Bother Bringing MLB Back If The Dodgers’ BP-Throwing Clubhouse Attendant, Chico, Doesn’t Make The Roster
The Dodgers have somehow done it again. They’ve found a no-name superstar to carry them to another West title. This time, a clubhouse attendant named Chico.
Let’s Talk About Whatever It Is ESPN Radio Is Doing
ESPN Radio is making some awkward (to say the least) and awful (to say the most0 changes to its weekday lineup. Let’s talk about what they’re trying to do.
Things Patrick Mahomes Can Buy With His $503 Million Contract
Patrick Mahomes is what we would call “rich” now. He got this way after signing a $503 million dollar contract extenstion. Let’s see what he can buy now.
The Junk Drawer: A Deep Dive Into Conspiracy Theories, Pat Mahomes Is Rich, And Kanye West As President
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s biggest stories like blah blah, Pat Mahomes, Kanye West blah blah, Conspiracy Theories blah blah!
A Chat With Jessica Kleinschmidt, God’s Gift To Baseball Twitter
Jessica Kleinschmidt is one of baseball’s best when it comes to Twitter, writing, and just being cool. She joined us to chat on Instagram. Watch it here.
Jeff Passan Finally Got A Real Bookshelf Background! Let’s Break It Down
Ever since Jeff Passan made the jump to ESPN he’s been talking to the world in front of a fake bookshelf. Today that changed. Let’s break his real one down.
The State of Mississippi Is Getting A New Flag, So We Made Some Ideas
The state of Mississippi has voted to change its flag to remove the imagery of the Confederate flag. So we took it upon ourselves to help design a new one.
The Junk Drawer: MLB’s Spring Training Is Called ‘Summer Camp,’ No More #ComebackSZN For Manziel, And A Fourth of July DRAFT
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all of the week’s biggest stories like blah blah, Cam Newton, Summer Camp blah blah, 4th of July and Manziel!