Ford Is Unveiling The New Bronco On July 9 And Whoops! That’s O.J. Simpson’s Birthday
In one of the dumbest or most brilliant marketing ploys of all time, Ford’s re-releasing the Bronco on July 9th, which happens to be OJ Simpson’s birthday.
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Washed Up Acts Always Set Up Residencies In Vegas. In Other News, The 2021 Pro Bowl Will Be In Vegas
NFL announced today that the 2021 Pro Bowl will be played in Las Vegas. The good news is: it’s out of Orlando. The bad news: it’s still the Pro Bowl.
The Junk Drawer: MLB’s Feud, Zeke Elliott Has COVID, ‘Long Gone Summer’ Review & A Ranking of ‘Vacation’ Movies
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all of the week’s biggest stories like sports, blah blah, Rob Manfred sucks, blah blah, and ‘Vacation’ movies!
Zeke Elliott Tests Positive For COVID, Cowboys To Quarantine Him In Salvation Army Bucket
Zeke Elliott tested positive for COVID, which requires a 14-day quarantine. So the Cowboys are just going to put him in their Salvation Army kettle.
In Typical 2020 Fashion, Turns Out We Read The Mayan Calendar Wrong. The World’s Ending This Week
In the biggest mistake of 2020 & quite possibly human civilization, conspiracy theorists miscalculated the Mayan calendar. The world’s ending this week.
This Guy Commentated His Own Street Fight And It’s Easily The Funniest Thing Of The Week
This guy didn’t just get into a fight. He also hilariously commentated it, making him the first Ali-Cossell hybrid in the history of sports.
7 Things The New PS5 Looks Like
Sony unveiled the new Playstation 5 today and it… well… it’s something. We put together a list of things it looks like.
Billionaire Cardinals Owner Bill DeWitt Says Baseball Industry “Isn’t Very Profitable.” LOL! Good One, Bill!
Cardinals owner Bill DeWitt had the audacity to claim the sport of baseball “isn’t very profitable” in defense of the owners not negotiating with players.
The Junk Drawer: Drafting Other Weapons For Elmer Fudd To Use, Hidden Treasure & Conor McGregor Retires (Again)
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all of the week’s biggest stories like sports, blah blah blah, hidden treasure, blah blah blah, and Elmer Fudd!
The First Trailer For The Newest ‘Bill & Ted’ Sequel Is Here
The highly anticipated first trailer for the new Bill & Ted sequel, Bill & Ted: Face The Music, is here and it’s well… nostalgic, but not too promising.
HEY MLB OWNERS (AND ROB MANFRED), GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR BUTTS!
MLB has their heads up their asses and it’s solely due to the owners and gap-toothed commissioner, Rob Manfred. Let us vent about what big morons they are.
We May Not Have Baseball, But Thanks To Marcell Ozuna And A Soap Dish, We Still Have Weird Baseball Injuries
Baseball may still be gone (thanks owners), but at least we still have weird baseball injuries thanks to Marcell Ozuna getting pelted by a soap dish.