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Sunday, October 4, 2026

Colts’ DB Julian Blackmon Becomes The Next Doofus To Publicly Claim He Knows How To Tackle Derrick Henry

Welp, we have another. Someone who thinks they KNOW the way to take down Derrick Henry, the only NFL running back who most teams have not.

Remember Derrick Henry in college? Allow us to refresh your memory, because he was doing ungodly things to teenagers back then. Total savage.

Derrick Henry is back to being back. He’s back atop the NFL’s rushing yards leaderboard after one breakout week in Seattle. Go off king!

Everyone wants to hype the hell out of that Oklahoma interception because of the catch, but let’s not forget, it was a really dumb pick.

We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back.

Nick Saban loves to get nitpicky and complain about his team even after blowout wins. We’ve got a look ahead to what he’ll say about Mercer.

We clown LeBron and Kevin Durant all the time for joining a Super Team, and yet when Brady does it, all the love goes to him. Why?

We got the whole team here to drop some predictions for the NFL season. Will they be right? Probably not, which only makes them official.

The boys are back and this time at brand new location of a St. Louis staple: Pasta House. Join them as they test and rate the t-ravs.

Steve from Blue’s Clues is back! Where did he go? Well, after years of rumors, he finally let us know. And it might not be where you thought.

On the first day of college football, many people clown Penn State & Wisconsin for playing a typical Big Ten game. What about Clemson-Georgia?

Well, we finally have our Instagram account back. Kinda. We actually just started a new one. But this means we NEED your help!