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Sunday, October 4, 2026

Here’s A List Of 6 Things To Do Instead Of Watching Preseason Football, I Guess?

Preseason football starts today, which is exciting I guess? I dunno. We just want REAL football. So here are things to do to pass the time.

Welp, this might be the most random thing on the internet of 2021. Which is saying something. This was a year that started with Bean Dad.

Jameis Winston is at it again, folks. Back to giving us great training footage. This time by running the gauntlet. Hint: It doesn’t end well.

We don’t usually recap the Men Tell All episodes, but when an audience member comes down to kiss one of the guys, we kinda have to.

What are the worst menu items introduced throughout the years by fast-food chains that are sure to make you do the “The Tony Trot”?

The Chicago Cubs we’ve all come to know and love are no more. They’ve been sold off for parts in this year’s MLB Trade Deadline. Condolences.

Welp, Derrick Henry is once again not getting the respect he has earned. This time the slight’s coming from the Madden video game. Of course.

This ESPN vs. Big 12 drama is really getting juicy, but not as juicy as Big 12 Commissioner Bob Bowlsby’s signature. What the hell is that?!

Aaron Rodgers held a press conference today where he left it ALL out on the table. Answered every question & laid out his beef with the Pack.

This needs to be a thing. Players should show off their true talent & have to announce their own games. They probably did it in the old days.

The new Ghostbusters trailer is here, and lemme just say you might need to watch this one by yourself because you might slime your pants.

Aaron Rodgers went through that entire offseason full of drama only to demand… Randall Cobb? Like seriously? He know he could’ve got more?