Korked Bats

Sunday, October 4, 2026

Texas And Oklahoma Are The Absolute Worst, But Mostly Texas

Texas and Oklahoma are joining leaving the Big 12 and joining the SEC. It’s nearly official. But one thing that is official: they both suck.

We may have said goodbye to our king, Andrew S., but we also said hello to our new queen… Cuddle Queen Jean. And she was not having it.

You know about the T-Rav Tasters, but have you heard about the Tiny T-Rav Tasters? They’re like the regular T-Rav Tasters, but tiny.

Hey we’re going to allow you to be drafted by a brand new team. And if you don’t get drafted, it’ll kill your ego and then you’ll be back.

Jeff Bezos is sneakily becoming the popular choice for the next great supervillain prepared to take over the world.

Giannis stuck with the Bucks even when they sucked. And now last night, it all paid off. He didn’t go chasing a ring. He worked on it.

I know, I know. Only EIGHT?! But look, we had to do what the Space Jam editors refused to do and trim this thing down.

The Bachelorette is winding down to the final seven guys, but before we get there, let’s recap how we got there. Like how Hunter got nixed.

Just when you think you’re going all out for your wedding party, the Mahomes are here to prove that you’re not.

I’m a huge UFC fan and it makes me physically ill trying to listen to Stephen A Smith breakdown the fight next to Joe Rogan.

Did Harry and Meghan get out of England just in time? People are asking. As in me. I am asking. It’s something to think about.