The Junk Drawer: The Rock Buys The XFL, Cardinals Went To A Casino, And Jeff Bezos Is Rich
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s biggest stories like blah blah The Rock buying the XFL, OBJ, blah blah, Cardinals Casino blah blah!
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Phillies Lose Pitching Coach, Proceed To Forget How To Pitch
Phillies baseball is back and off to a pretty predictable Phillies start! The good news is Philly fans will probably take this in stride and not overreact.
The Social Distancing Rules of Baseball (And When They’ll Be Broken)
Baseball is back, with a very particular set of rules. Let’s run down those new rules and try to determine when exaxctly they’ll probably be broken.
Not Going To Say I Nailed Dr. Fauci’s First Pitch, But I Totally Nailed It
Dr. Fauci threw out the first pitch at the Nationals game last night and, well, it did NOT go well. At all. However, we’re not surprised. We called it.
Where Did That Dodger Stadium Balloon Come From?!
Where did this balloon come from? No one knows. It’s quickly skyrocketing up the list of life’s greatest mysteries with Stonehenge and aliens and stuff.
Are Sports Back?
It’s the age old question we’ve been asking for the last four months straight. Are sports back? We provide an in depth look into this question.
The Pittsburgh Blue Jays Were So Close To Becoming A Thing And Now I’m Sad It’s Not
We were so close – SO CLOSE – to getting the Pittsburgh Blue Jays, which would’ve been awesome. Unfortanately now, all we have are the memories.
Why Your Favorite MLB Team Will Win The World Series In 2020
At the start of every baseball season, hope springs eternal. That’s why we wanted to provide a reason why EVERY MLB team will win it all this year.
Sports Logos, But They’re Cake
Apparently everything on the Internet these days are cake. Everything including these sports logos. In fact, you’ve been cake this whole time.
Don’t Bother Bringing MLB Back If The Dodgers’ BP-Throwing Clubhouse Attendant, Chico, Doesn’t Make The Roster
The Dodgers have somehow done it again. They’ve found a no-name superstar to carry them to another West title. This time, a clubhouse attendant named Chico.
Jeff Passan Finally Got A Real Bookshelf Background! Let’s Break It Down
Ever since Jeff Passan made the jump to ESPN he’s been talking to the world in front of a fake bookshelf. Today that changed. Let’s break his real one down.
The Junk Drawer: MLB’s Spring Training Is Called ‘Summer Camp,’ No More #ComebackSZN For Manziel, And A Fourth of July DRAFT
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all of the week’s biggest stories like blah blah, Cam Newton, Summer Camp blah blah, 4th of July and Manziel!