Guys, The Padres Will Padre, But Until They Prove They Won’t Padre, We Can’t Hype The Padres
You guys, the San Diego Padres are always going to Padre, but until they don’t Padre, we must factor in that they will always Padre.
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You Might Want To Sit Down For This, But Manny Ramirez Has Been Released – And Yes, It’s 2021.
Manny Ramirez has been released from professional baseball. Yes, you’re reading that correctly in 2021. He was playing in Australia apparently? Tough day.
A Chat With Comedian (And Massive Braves Fan) Aaron Chewning
The very funny Aaron Chewning joined us for a chat on Instagram Live where we talked Braves, his career, the death of vine, and embrrassing passwords.
Did Theo Epstein Step Down As Cubs GM To Ultimately Join A Nashville MLB Expansion Team?
Hold up. Theo Epstein surprisingly stepped down. Is his plan to take a year off and then join Nashville’s expansion team efforts? Not so fast, my friend.
The Padres Just Trojan Horsed Their Fans With Bad News Hidden Inside Good News
Look, we gotta give props to the Padres social media team for trying to coat really shitty news with pretty cool news. Unfortunaly, we saw right through it.
“I’m A Hall Of Fame Baseball Person!” – Reaction To Tony La Russa’s DUI Arrest & Video Of His 1st DUI
We react to the Jeff Passan story on Tony La Russa’s DUI arrest with all of the juicy details like him hitting cops with the “Do you know who I am?” card.
You Probably Didn’t Know This, But It’s Election Day. Let’s Throw It Back To When Griffey Ran For President
Remember back in simplar times when we could have more fun around election day by pretending a superstar athlete was running for president?
Jimmy Kimmel Asks Cody Bellinger The Question America Needed Answered: Is He High?
Is Cody Bellinger high all the time? America wants and needs to know. So Jimmy Kimmel was the man to ask the questions and get the answers.
The Team Trying To Bring MLB To Nashville Just Added EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!
The team trying to bring MLB to Nashville just added it’s newest member… Eddie George! As if one Titans RB (Derrick Henry) wasn’t doing enough for the 615
R.I.P. In Peace To The Fun White Sox, They’re Hiring Tony La Russa As Manager
Well, the White Sox were fun while it lasted, but now they’ve decided to hire one of the biggest fun vacuums in baseball in Tony La Russa.
In Defense Of Kevin Cash’s Decision To Remove Blake Snell From Game 6
Since removing Blake Snell in the 6th inning of Game 6, Kevin Cash has been ripped apart for that decision. Here’s a defense for him.
Sports Suck, Up Until They Don’t
My life as a sports fan has been a rollercoaster, but I can finally, for the first (or well, second) time get off with one of those trophies everyone has.